This one’s for the mood readers. For whenever you feel like boiling the sea with the heat of your rage.
Looking for a dark and stabby twist on a familiar fairytale? In my dark little mermaid retelling, Of Song and Scepter, “Ariel” isn’t the headstrong teenager you know from the 1989 Disney film. She’s a 30-year-old death-dealer from the darkest trenches of the sea.
And yeah, she’s stabby.
I’ve been in a burn-down-the-patriarchy mood all week, so I’ve dug up some of the best feisty female quotes from my book to share with you. Cheers.
I count my life in kills. My first was the hardest: a male siren with a scowling face. My knife didn’t cut deep enough, and the poor fucker clung to his life. It took me until my twenty-third kill to perfect the flick and slice of my blade. I’ve killed 2,735 times since him, and now I know better. I have learned to make it painless, as easy as blinking. ~ Enna Valomir
I’m a death-dealer. A monster. But like Odissa says, there are worse things to be than deadly—dead is one of them. ~ Enna Valomir
“Nobody can hear you scream out here, princess. Nobody but me and the dredgebeasts. And we don’t want to wake them up, do we?” ~ Odissa
“It’s not nice to play with the target, Odissa. Be done with it.” ~ Enna Valomir
I’m notoriously bad at feelings. Sex, I can do. But the heart-pumping, gut-twisting romantic shit? I’d much rather knife a prince. ~ Enna Valomir
“You should know better than to get between a death-dealer and her prey.” ~ Odissa
“I’m not a helpless female, pretty prince. Show me the blood.” ~ Enna Valomir
“Are you ready, Your Highness, or are we going to admire your fancy fork all evening?” ~ Captain Nara
“Pretend to know what I’m thinking one more time, pretty prince, and I’ll slit your throat.” ~ Enna Valomir
I’m going to kill her myself, slide my knife right through that pretty throat, and watch it bleed all over her cinnamon cake. ~ Enna Valomir
“If you mean to spit me next, Your Highness, I’ll gut you where you stand.” ~ Enna Valomir
If I lose him now, the sea will boil with the heat of my rage. ~ Enna Valomir
Read the book while you listen to the stabby mermaids playlist on Spotify for an immersive experience of Enna’s story.
Stay deadly,
Liesl West